(Doctors, you better read . . .)

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.

"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him > Bastard.> I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it."

"Hmm? Such aword is strong and rude. But may be you have your own> reasons.> Tell me about it so that I can help you."

"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car> besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my> hand..."

"Did he hold your hand like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"

"If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard.> It means he doesn't want to be separated from you."

"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing."

"It's not a Bastard. It means he wanna stay forever by your side"

"Then he kissed me..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me."

"If its only a kiss like this, seriouslyyou can't call him > Bastard.> It means he adores you."

"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs,> Doc..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor... exactly like that"

"It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect> you."

"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "

"Did you resist?"

"No. I let him do it, coz I love him..."

"Did he take off your clothes like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......"

"He still doesn't deserve to be called "Bastard, because> it means he wanna learn about your body completely."

"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with > me..."

"Did he do it just like what we do?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly thesame"

"You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you."

"But then he told me that he has AIDS"

All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRD!

Another nice song... =)

原来你也唱过我的歌 - by Fish Leong

听说过 这边失恋的人 也会点唱分手快乐

旁人话过 这里有个大男孩 欠缺勇气想示爱 唱勇气来当替代

分开两地都不紧要 即使距离也会再变小

从旋律中的感觉再把我们连系了

如乐章的变调　连过客也变得亲切了

原来你也唱过我的歌 陪同见证年月的经过

感激有你 肯相信我 我们随旋律的高低挽手走过

原来我唱你也在拍和 亲昵犹如我是情人吗

即使从未认真拖手过 却也彷佛爱过

听说过 这边厢的恋人 唱我喜欢都很快乐

宁静夏季 分享多一首亲亲 完全无条件为你

我也觉无穷快乐　分开两地都不紧要 今天我陪你唱到破晓

如像熟悉的歌曲已把友谊维系了

唯望好好答谢　能碰上原是有多奇妙

原来你也唱过我的歌 　陪同见证年月的经过

感激有你 肯相信我

我们随旋律的高低挽手走过

原来我唱你也在拍和 亲昵犹如我是情人吗

即使从未认真拖手过 却也不愿离座

原来你也唱过我的歌　陪同见证年月的经过

悲喜对错 一起去过 　我们还未共分享的尚有很多

原来再见仍然未生疏 心底埋藏我每段情歌

感激从未认真相识过 却这么宠爱我

*this is a very nice song... so ppl out there...go check it out =P

Artistic???

A gift from my mentor...

Nice?? This mini house made of 2 boxes of matches...

What is this???Any Idea??

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDATE AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE..

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog

January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse

January 25 - 31 ~ Lion
February 01 - 05 ~ Cat

February 06 - 14 ~ Dove

February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle

February 22 - 28 ~ Panther
March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey

March 13 - 15 ~ Lion

March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse

March 24 - 31 ~ Cat
April 01 - 03 ~ Dog

April 04 - 14 ~ Panther

April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse

April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle
May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey

May 14 - 21 ~ Dove

May 22 - 31 ~ Lion
June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse

June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle

June 15 - 20 ~ Dog

June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey

June 25 - 30 ~ Cat
July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse

July 10 - 15 ~ Dog

July 16 - 26 ~ Dove

July 27 - 31 ~ Cat
August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey

August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse

August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle
September 01 - 14 ~ Dove

September 15 - 27 ~ Cat

September 28 - 30 ~ Dog
October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey

October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle

October 28 - 31 ~ Panther
November 01 - 16 ~ Lion

November 17 - 30 ~ Cat
December 01 - 16 ~ Dog

December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey

December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a Dog :

A very loyal and sweet person.Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Mouse :

Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and loo k forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Lion:

Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leade r, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maxi mum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Cat :

An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated wit h fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Turtle :

You are near to perfect and nice at heart.The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people .You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best p art is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Dove :

You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remai n unaffected.In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Panther :

You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You li ke all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Monkey :

Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and l ove if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your pr ecautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!